Splitting the Difference

By Patricia Lefave, Monophrenic

Riddle:

What is the difference between me and my psychiatrists?

Answer(s):( Block it/highlight it to see them)

They are certified for what they do and I am certified BY what they do and for objecting to what they do.

They are committed in their work and I am committed BY their work.

They think they are our saviours and we “think” that we are like Jesus, who is (ironically) the Lord and saviour of SOME of those psychiatrists, who diagnose us as mentally ill for having a messiah complex!

Next Question: How can you KEEP from laughing at all of this? Are you suppressing it so that no one will think you are “laughing for no reason?”