From the Jon Stewart Show

Gray hair has now been defined as an illness and medical science is searching for the cure. That is because we want everyone to have the opportunity to look like an utterly exhausted 28 year old....JS

Once this is accomplished, will anyone refusing treatment for GLD (Gray Locks disorder) be forced into psychiatric treatment for his or her own good? After all what SANE person would NOT want to be a perpetual blond, redhead or brunette? I am envisioning a future in which those who wish to refuse treatment for GLD will be in the town square, looking frantically for someone who is “holding”, some of that old fashioned Nice 'N Easy, concealed inside his trench coat, for only 100 bucks a pop.... because “you're worth it.”